Phoenix Alexander

All human beings have an innate need to hear and tell stories and to have a story to live by.
He told me all the ladies love it (Taken with instagram)

He told me all the ladies love it (Taken with instagram)

Buster’s Transformer Birthday Party Pt. 2 (Taken with instagram)

Buster’s Transformer Birthday Party Pt. 2 (Taken with instagram)

Doodling, it gets you through life (Taken with instagram)

Doodling, it gets you through life (Taken with instagram)

Slurpin at the park. Summer begins (Taken with instagram)

Slurpin at the park. Summer begins (Taken with instagram)

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there’s a bluebird in my heart that
wants to get out
but I’m too tough for him,
I say, stay in there, I’m not going
to let anybody see
you.
there’s a bluebird in my heart that
wants to get out
but I pour whiskey on him and inhale
cigarette smoke
and the whores and the bartenders
and the grocery clerks
never know that
he’s
in there.

there’s a bluebird in my heart that
wants to get out
but I’m too tough for him,
I say,
stay down, do you want to mess
me up?
you want to screw up the
works?
you want to blow my book sales in
Europe?
there’s a bluebird in my heart that
wants to get out
but I’m too clever, I only let him out
at night sometimes
when everybody’s asleep.
I say, I know that you’re there,
so don’t be
sad.
then I put him back,
but he’s singing a little
in there, I haven’t quite let him
die
and we sleep together like
that
with our
secret pact
and it’s nice enough to
make a man
weep, but I don’t
weep, do
you?

1 month ago - 3
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Check out this new song i did, this time with lyrics.

1 month ago - 1

In my next life I want to live my life backwards. You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an old people’s home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, and then when you start work, you get a gold watch and a party on your first day. You work for 40 years until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement. You party, drink alcohol, and are generally promiscuous, then you are ready for high school. You then go to primary school, you become a kid, you play. You have no responsibilities, you become a baby until you are born. And then you spend your last 9 months floating in luxurious spa-like conditions with central heating and room service on tap, larger quarters every day and then Voila! You finish off as an orgasm!

Woody Allen